I thought that since we're all nerds here, I was wandering if you guys know how to determine if you are a nerd. So here it goes...
You know you're a nerd when...
1. When people ask for your home address you say, "127.0.0.1"
2. You talk in C
3. You calculator snaps on to your belt
4. You take notes in class on a calc
5. Say to a girl, "If I was your derivative, I would be touching your curves"
6. Or, "Why don't you be the numerator and I'll be the denominator and let's reduce to simplest form"
7. Or if the girl is into physics, "Your dress would look much better accelerating to my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2"
8. You wear shirts withs Maxwell's equations on them
9. You've memorized the first 2,000 digits of pi
10. When your face is more pale than your butt
11. Your IQ is higher than the clock speed of your CPU in your PC
12. You can solve a 9 dimensional rubix cube
13. When you call your calculator "precious" in a Smeagol/Gollum kind of voice from Lord of the Rings
14. You find playing chess against yourself is extremely fun
15. You watch reruns of Star Trek... while in your Star Trek pajamas
16. Staring at a math problem because it turns you on
17. You think graphing polar equations is awesome
18. You're the first in line to buy Final Fantasy MMMMMXXXXVII when it comes out
19. You talk in binary
20. You're able to get Halo 3 to run on your calculator
Can you guys contribute more to the list?
You Know You're A Nerd When....
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Posted 06 June 2008 - 06:26 AM
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Posted 08 June 2008 - 03:08 AM
4. You take notes in class on a calc
10. When your face is more pale than your butt
I do take notes on my calc sometimes!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!, and 10- pretty common LOL!
Those nerd flirts are way dangerous dudes, you can end alone with your Ti or your Cp300 on a corner if you attempt to use them more than once.
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 05:51 AM
Hehehe, yeah. Come on people, I know you guys got some good ideas. Post them.
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 09:09 AM
If you have more friends on the internet, than you do in real life.
If your idea of drinking games is drinking on a video game
If your idea of drinking games is drinking on a video game
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 12:33 AM
Lol, nice Fez! 
Unfortunately, I can't think up more anymore.
Unfortunately, I can't think up more anymore.
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:29 AM
When:
23-Your first solution to all problems is to restart;
24-Your first answer to everything is 42;
25-You draw bitmaps from the source.
26-You convert ROT13 text as fast as writing normal text.
23-Your first solution to all problems is to restart;
24-Your first answer to everything is 42;
25-You draw bitmaps from the source.
26-You convert ROT13 text as fast as writing normal text.
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 05:47 AM
Your very first kiss was "/kiss" in WoW
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 01:59 PM
lololol funny stuff this is.I can't remember anything to add .... hmmmm maybe saying everything in as little words as possible to save space/be faster
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 05:58 PM
Indeed awsome,XDD (offtopic but still pretty nerdy):
Me and a friend of myne wanted to start a chain of casio calcucards (Like pokemon cards with casio calculators on em
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So heres one i made:
Send me a PM if you want to get the background.
on a few conditions:
Nothing beats the 9860
and all types must be plastic.
(edit: fixed a typo)
Me and a friend of myne wanted to start a chain of casio calcucards (Like pokemon cards with casio calculators on em
).So heres one i made:
Send me a PM if you want to get the background.
on a few conditions:
Nothing beats the 9860
and all types must be plastic.
(edit: fixed a typo)
Edited by Kapytanhook, 26 November 2008 - 02:29 PM.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:28 PM
DO WANT!
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 11:51 PM
LOL! 
Are you really going to try making a deck of CASIO calcucards?
BTW, in the other thread I thought it was a MTG card.
Are you really going to try making a deck of CASIO calcucards? BTW, in the other thread I thought it was a MTG card.
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 06:32 AM
Im not sure if i will make a whole deck but i got a handfull more in mind il make soon. (casio calcs i owned in the past.. those small/ non graphical ones). and the 9850 without a doubt
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:27 PM
I made 4 more including TRAPCARDS =DDDD.
Il keep posting additions on this site:
CalcucardHQ (click me)
Il keep posting additions on this site:
CalcucardHQ (click me)
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 07:25 PM
Yay.
Why is the 9850G affected?
Also, you should make them in better quality, JPG's just suck at that.
Why is the 9850G affected?
Also, you should make them in better quality, JPG's just suck at that.
Edited by E_net4, 27 November 2008 - 07:36 PM.
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 07:28 PM
Cant you transfer the .G1A files from those with the 3 pin cable? i know a few ppl who have thos.. i know you can transfer a .G1M
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 08:32 PM
9850G series can't use .G1A files. They're specific to 9860 (and perhaps FX/AFX)
Suggestions:
Support card type: It's kept on the board until its battery goes 0. It doesn't attack, but can have specials that do not interfere with the opponent or his cards.
By the way, can't you just put the hi-quality blanks for both card types here? You could also put the already obvious Calcucard on the corner of the blanks.
Suggestions:
Support card type: It's kept on the board until its battery goes 0. It doesn't attack, but can have specials that do not interfere with the opponent or his cards.
By the way, can't you just put the hi-quality blanks for both card types here? You could also put the already obvious Calcucard on the corner of the blanks.
Edited by E_net4, 27 November 2008 - 08:33 PM.
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 09:18 PM
il do all that... ty for the suggestions.
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 10:44 PM
27. You know you're a nerd when you play with calcucards.
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 12:02 PM
Yes, without even having the rules for playing it. 
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 03:20 PM
I got rules in mind, once i have a good collection il have em defined properly.
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 05:33 AM
28: If you own almost or all Casio and/or TI and/or HP graphing calculator models existing (wow my collection grew pretty fast since I last came on this forum)
29: If you own multiple copies of the same calculator and they work
30: If you attempt at making a full RPG with at least a minimum of graphics (read: ASCII-based sprite characters on home/main screen) on a TI-81 or a Casio FX-7000G, even if the calculators were discontinued years ago (I did it on a 81)
31: If you end up with a collection of over 30 link cables
29: If you own multiple copies of the same calculator and they work
30: If you attempt at making a full RPG with at least a minimum of graphics (read: ASCII-based sprite characters on home/main screen) on a TI-81 or a Casio FX-7000G, even if the calculators were discontinued years ago (I did it on a 81)
31: If you end up with a collection of over 30 link cables
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I do take notes on my calc sometimes!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!
Good old Alpha-Lock!
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@ Kapytanhook:
Why don't you make calcucards for TI and HP calculators?
Why don't you make calcucards for TI and HP calculators?
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 04:06 PM
Because the Universal Casio Forum is a Casio community lol. 
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 05:40 PM
hey!Ă‚Â
wait, what is gooing on?
wait, what is gooing on?
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 11:10 PM
TI cards would have a much higher cost usage (if any) and as side-effect when used, most would bring a large amount of trolls with them attacking both TI and Casio cardsBecause the Universal Casio Forum is a Casio community lol.
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Posted 06 May 2009 - 11:44 AM
32. If you speak ASM fluently
33. If 1337 (Leet) is your native language
34. If you can express yourself using smilies only
35. If you know Unicode good enough to draw pictures with it
33. If 1337 (Leet) is your native language
34. If you can express yourself using smilies only
35. If you know Unicode good enough to draw pictures with it
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 01:26 AM
Ooo, I've got some more:
36. You start feeding quantum ducks ("Quark! Quark!")
37. Fix everything with duct tape
38. Write an ode to your calculator
39. Come late to class because you were computing 5,000 digits of pi
40. When you start accepting a loss as simply not a loss, but instead as a negative gain
41. When you drink Yoda Soda - the cola with the Force
36. You start feeding quantum ducks ("Quark! Quark!")
37. Fix everything with duct tape
38. Write an ode to your calculator
39. Come late to class because you were computing 5,000 digits of pi
40. When you start accepting a loss as simply not a loss, but instead as a negative gain
41. When you drink Yoda Soda - the cola with the Force
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 03:26 PM
42. When you post the 42th line just for the lulz.
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Posted 27 August 2009 - 10:03 PM
43.When you excited about a new Star Trek online game
but heck, Half Life isn't a nerds game, its a badass game
(the duct tape one is for DIY'ers and rednecks, perhaps an Nerd Voice:X-Ray Cannon that will increase the particle speed of the material past normal limits thus turning it into heat energy by E=mc^2 thus melting some of it into solder)
but heck, Half Life isn't a nerds game, its a badass game
(the duct tape one is for DIY'ers and rednecks, perhaps an Nerd Voice:X-Ray Cannon that will increase the particle speed of the material past normal limits thus turning it into heat energy by E=mc^2 thus melting some of it into solder)
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43.When you excited about a new Star Trek online game
but heck, Half Life isn't a nerds game, its a badass game
(the duct tape one is for DIY'ers and rednecks, perhaps an Nerd Voice:X-Ray Cannon that will increase the particle speed of the material past normal limits thus turning it into heat energy by E=mc^2 thus melting some of it into solder)
44. Made this list years ago, had nowhere to post it:
you know you are a real nerd when you
already have a better list
have noted there are no numbers on this list
have never noticed that Unix sounds like eunuchs
do no know what a eunuch is
instantly recognize the M in CMYK
have mastered MineSweeper
are actually reading this
read wikipedia for entertainment
have noticed there are only 9 items
ok 10. Have kept this list for years, finally posting it on a nerd site
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45) You say to everyone you meet: "All your base are belong to us!"
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Posted 12 September 2009 - 01:25 AM
46. When you host a Windows 7 Party (For Real!: http://houseparty.co...ash/windows7usa)
47. Been playing Magic: The Gathering for years (Does anyone here actually play this game?)
48. Start calling your girlfriend by her username
49. Still own every computer and game console you have bought
50. Plus repairing and maintaining every computer and game console you have bought
51. You enjoying collecting spam emails which you find funny
52. There are more computers in your home than humans
53. You understand computers more than humans
54. You built your own particle accelerator by extracting the magnetron from your microwave and the cathode ray tube from your TV
47. Been playing Magic: The Gathering for years (Does anyone here actually play this game?)
48. Start calling your girlfriend by her username
49. Still own every computer and game console you have bought
50. Plus repairing and maintaining every computer and game console you have bought
51. You enjoying collecting spam emails which you find funny
52. There are more computers in your home than humans
53. You understand computers more than humans
54. You built your own particle accelerator by extracting the magnetron from your microwave and the cathode ray tube from your TV
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Posted 25 September 2009 - 09:13 PM
55. You set your alarm clock to 13:37
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 05:08 PM
You know your a nerd when;
1. you know the weight of your car in newtons
2. you correct europians by saying that they dont weigh kg, they're mass is measured in kg.
3. you know the mass of your car in kg and slugs
4. you crash your car trying to figure out the centripetal force of you're body against the inside of the car
Of course, you'd have to be a physics nerd
1. you know the weight of your car in newtons
2. you correct europians by saying that they dont weigh kg, they're mass is measured in kg.
3. you know the mass of your car in kg and slugs
4. you crash your car trying to figure out the centripetal force of you're body against the inside of the car
Of course, you'd have to be a physics nerd
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 05:02 PM
63. That's called necroposting, and you would *never* do that, right Casmio?
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:43 PM
I'm a nerd!12. You can solve a 9 dimensional rubix cube
52. There are more Computers in your Home than humans
53. You understand computers more than humans
64. You programmed a virtual rubix cube on your calculator
65. You say:
If you≠nerd
Then return
Else Prog "Youre a nerd when..."
IfEnd
66. You understand no.65
67. You're exciting to the end of a lexicon
68. You give your computers names
69. You're reading a dictionary if you're boring
70. You're writing books on your calculator
71. You can write a poem in HTML
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 11:59 PM
72. You can write an essay in lua.
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Posted 13 January 2013 - 12:31 AM
73. you can make jokes in C++
74. You can give a calculator intelligence
75. your calculator says you're a nerd
76. your calculator have got a Browser
77. You can play Minecraft online on your calculator
74. You can give a calculator intelligence
75. your calculator says you're a nerd
76. your calculator have got a Browser
77. You can play Minecraft online on your calculator
Edited by naib864, 13 January 2013 - 12:37 AM.
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